LITERAL Game of Thrones Season 4 Trailer

by Tobuscus & Toby Turner

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The Game of Thrones Season 4 trailer gets the Literal Trailer treatment from Tobuscus. This Game of Thrones teaser/preview came out on a Sunday, which is when most of us watch the show, so it quickly spread around the web, making adult nerds go nuts everywhere.

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Fade. Skyrim intro. Passing dragon shadow.
Baby Burger King® can't eat 'cause he's too stressed.
"Do you like my dress?"
Naughty crow, manless horse. See her topless even more.
Dude, I found your horse, it's like two scenes back.
He has half the hands but talks twice the smack.
Cut to dungeon, fade to black.
They ain't having that. They hate fades to black.
They make a big fire to prevent fades to black, but the effect is short.
Wasn't talking 'bout him. Change the subject... horses!
But they're all mad 'cause I made a short joke.
At least I didn't call him a mi-ah aarh ahh aahhh!
The cast doesn't like that joke.
The hot chicks don't approve. Old man doesn't approve.
His brother's sword has mustard on it.
Changed the subject just in time.
He's one of my favorite characters.
Hopefully they won't kill him like they do with everyone else.
...that wasn't him, was it? I doubt it.
They only kill extras in trailers, so most of them are screwed.
Once his hand is glued, she's in the mood to make another one of those with her brother.
Strike a pose! Littlefinger love dem hoes.
"Aww yeah, damn straight!"
Push a tree to cut to a vague release date. Ride through the gate.
Super tall guy, (relatively). Hand in the fire.
Wants to go play, but it's too high difficulty :(
The New Season gives new reasons to hate Joffrey.
Also, his mom sucks still.
They should make a book about this TV show.
Begins
Running barbarians
Winter's coming again. Swing
CROSSFIRE
She's hot but he's cut off. (Him too.)
"Show them the montage now."
Naked slapping.
Snowy drama.
Cross-dress.
Bar fight.
Snow.
Still hot.
STAB GROUND.
Game of Thrones
"Did you just poo poo on your pants?"
Kill off one more extra at the end.
Premieres Sunday April 6 at Ni... fade.

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released January 17, 2014

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